2 Guns
Rating: Sooner or later, Hollywood has to learn that even Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg cannot turn artistic shit into cinematic Shinola.
Category Archive: Crime
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Now You See Me
Rating: You will have to decide if Now You See Me should have been titled Now You Don’t.
Fast & Furious 6
Rating: With this film, The Rock has appeared in five separate movies in 2013. Did I really die following my accident in 2011, only to be condemned to hell and no one told… Continue reading
The Place Beyond the Pines
Rating: No patron should be allowed to enter the theater with either knives or nail files, as many will be inclined to cut themselves before leaving.
Trance (2013)
Rating: Even an average Danny Boyle film is worth seeing either in the theater or at home. You never really know where anyone stands, and it completely captures you from the beginning, like… Continue reading
Spring Breakers
This is not just a bad film, but a reprehensible one. It gives the phrase “soft porn” a bad name.
Dead Man Down
While horribly violent, Dead Man Down is a semi-interesting film about tormented souls getting even with thugs who deserve to die by their own rule book.
Stand Up Guys
Simply stated, don’t pass up the extraordinary pleasure of seeing Al Pacino and Christopher Walken embrace their roles as gentlemen walking into the sunset. Which is a reminder to hunt down Mr. Walken… Continue reading
