Category Archive: Horror

The Witch

I’d give the film an A+ for style and a C- for deteriorating content.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Aren’t you curious why women love this film?

Victor Frankenstein

Let me say that this film tries real hard to provide some meaningful entertainment.

Goosebumps

This film confirms that 10-year olds exist for a reason. Take one and pretend you are a kid again.

Goodnight Mommy

If Mommy is really Mommy, why does she continue to approach her twins as if one of them is not there?

Crimson Peak

The only award this film is likely to win is a Razzie for one of the worst films of 2015.

The Visit

Even if you like horror films, stay away and save yourself.

Poltergeist

My foreign exchange student thought the film was “okay”. At least he didn’t say, “It sucked.”

It Follows

Even condoms won’t protect you from this human form of HIV.

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