Both a history lesson that will enlighten and a love story that will break your heart.

Jack the Giant Slayer

Director Singer’s film has already been unfairly dismissed as a lost cause. It’s actually a fun ride, particularly if you can coax a teenager to see it with you.


Who wants to waste time seeing a film that centers on the power of the script as opposed to special effects? Who would dare take time for something intellectually stimulating?

The Paperboy

A wretched, embarrassing film that completely lacks any significance.

Dark Skies (2013)

In an initial statement on screen, you are reminded of the old saying that we are either alone in the universe or with other life forms. Either way, it is terrifying.

2013 Oscars

After my pathetic performance in regard to my Oscar predictions, I feel like I deserve to be placed in one of those dunking machines at the State Fair.

Beautiful Creatures (2013)

How can you possibly resist a film that dismisses witches with the same energy that it dismisses homosexuals, liberals and Democrats? It’s almost like crashing a Tea Party gathering.

Hammerle’s Final Oscar Picks – 2013

All right, it’s time to knuckle down and make a final call. To be honest, I am collapsing under the pressure, and the following includes some major changes. Regardless, you may send me… Continue reading

Stand Up Guys

Simply stated, don’t pass up the extraordinary pleasure of seeing Al Pacino and Christopher Walken embrace their roles as gentlemen walking into the sunset. Which is a reminder to hunt down Mr. Walken… Continue reading