Machete Kills
Rating: The only drawback to this film is that any viewer who is Catholic is likely to be denied admission into heaven. Just remember to repeatedly chant as you leave the theater, “Forgive… Continue reading
Monthly Archive: October, 2013
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Captain Phillips
Rating: Whatever your feelings are about this film, let me warn you if you are prone to sea sickness. If so, I’d save your popcorn bag after you finish it.
Parkland
Rating: Parkland is a film that forces you to remember that which you would rather forget.
Gravity
Rating: The agony you feel for our 2 astronauts reflects our daily experiences on Earth. See this film, as we all need to ponder our existence.
Rush
Rating: If you think the competition between Larry Bird and Magic Johnson was memorable, at least they didn’t risk death with each game. This is a championship movie about championship sports figures.
Don Jon
Rating: Who wouldn’t be enticed by a movie centering on pornography and masturbation? I’m listening.
Inequality for All
Rating: The last time our country had today’s massive gap concerning income equality, Hoover was President. As I recall, things didn’t work out well.
Instructions Not Included
Rating: This is an enchanting film that is as funny as it is meaningful. Sure it is in Spanish, but that’s what Columbus spoke, wasn’t it?
Prisoners
Rating: I cannot remember seeing a film that is so brutally condemnable as Prisoners. Sergio Leone once directed Clint Eastwood in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966), and there is nothing… Continue reading
